Erotic Explorers: Lucy and Clark


electric-asherah:

sexreeducated:

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This is so important. Correctly fitted condoms are critical to condoms working well!

Very cool.


Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.

Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)

That’s fucking gross, Cosmo

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i just gagged.

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the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around” just made me choke on air

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Do….Do women actually consider shoving food into their vags? I’m terrified.

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What.

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wow mashed banana how sexy and not at all like baby food

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but why peaches though? 

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Um. Could you imagine trying to clean that out? Just eww. Jizz covered fruit also does not sound at all appeasing. 
And what if he doesn’t show up? It’s not like you can bend over and eat the fruit out yourself. Not that you would want to…I’ll just end this thought here.

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notice how cosmo’s sex tips are all about his pleasure?

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Does anyone at that magazine actually have or have ever met a vagina?

Whoosh my WHAT in WHAT??

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brb becoming nun to stave off trauma

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prince is not amused
Prince is staring in disbelief and disgust.

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Mmmm. Smushy vag fruits. Uh, hell no?

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Oh my god I cannot breathe

Fucking Cosmo, man…god damn.

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What the fuck did I just read?!!??!!? I have enough discomfort with Tampons, who the fuck wants to STICK FRUIT UP THERE!!!!!

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Also, Cosmo, why switch to 69? Is that the only kind of oral sex I’m allowed to have.

 how this quote fills my brain with immense amounts of fuck.

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**RIDICULOUS GIGGLEFITS**

I’m guessing the editors at Cosmo like having yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis and maggots. Yes. Maggots. 

Fucktards. 

whoosh, though?! just got an image of a dude helicoptering his soft penis vigorously. you’re welcome.

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um. no. extra bacteria, much??

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AND SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT CARAMEL WAS BAD

WELL THINK AGAIN 

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Peaches, though? Is James going to ‘whoosh’ his penis around in your GIANT PEACH VAGINA YOU LOOSE-LIPPED WHORE? IS THIS THE MIDDLE AGES? DO WE JUST LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND WHILE MEN WHOOSH INSIDE OF US WITH FRESH FRUIT COMPOTE? ARE WE EXPECTED TO PUT ORCHARDS INSIDE OUR ALREADY NUMB, ABUSED VAGINAS IN ORDER TO SQUEEZE THAT EXTRA DROP OF PLEASURE OUT OF A MAN WHO PROBABLY IS ALLERGIC TO PEACHES ANYWAYS? FUCK YOU, COSMO. FUCK YOU WITH A MASHED BANANA.

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Oh my god reblogging again for that ^

Also to point out that I am allergic to bananas and putting that in my vagina would lead to SEVERE DISCOMFORT and general nastiness.

As if that’s any different from anyone else’s reaction.

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I can’t stop laughing.

I literally cannot.

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REBLOGGING FOR STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL COMMENTARY

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Meanwhile, peaches and bananas worldwide have learned how to facepalm

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Reblogging for commentary. 

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Also reblogging for commentary.

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This commentary has improved much since yesterday. Fuck Cosmopolitan.

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!

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All of the above.  Please, lovers, don’t ever put mashed up fruit inside your vaginas. Or any hole other than your mouth.  And then you don’t really need to mash it.  So just.. don’t.

Via Erin's World
Because I am a Woman: Lunette Cup: Giveaway and Review! Daily Reminder

becauseiamawoman:

Reposting to spread the news! Enter to win by reblogging!

becauseiamawoman:

First, let me apologize for how long it took me to get to this review. It took me awhile to get around to using the Lunette Cup due to getting my IUD, and some other issues. Anyways,…

EEEEEE I want to win this so bad!  I’ve been wanting to try a menstrual cup for quite some time now, but seeing as I have trouble with regular tampons, the Diva Cup was way too intimidating! The Lunette Cup seems awesomeeee!

(This is Lucy, btw. I’m sure Clark is delighted to hear about all my menstrual conundrums.)

Via Because I am a Woman


hellyeahsafesex:

Sex around the world

Happy Sexy Sunday!  The U.S. might be trailing in terms of frequency, but it seems we make each time count in terms of satisfaction! ;)


Safe Sex for Seniors

Sex Ed Sunday! This is fantastic.



(Source: feminishblog)


Under what circumstances…

With what launching method…

How….



CONSENT IS SEXY.

Also, it should be noted that consent the first time, doesn’t necessarily mean you have consent forever.  I particularly like the line in there that says, “I liked this last time; right now I’m not in the mood.”  People’s bodies are constantly changing and hormones are rearranging and being released in different quantities, and that makes certain things feel different every time.  So continued communication is really important for good sex!

(Source: roxannewright)



heyepiphora:

How would you like to win a custom dildo? Enter on my blog! Just about whatever you dream up can be encased in silicone, immortalized forever in dildo.

These are so rad! We’d love to win one of these, what should we put inside it if we win? Hmmm…


I’ve talked with quite a few men about what they’ve learned from pegging and although it isn’t universal, many of them have said that they have a better understanding how their female partners might need more warm-up before intercourse, or might be in the mood for sex but not penetration, or how much one’s pleasure can be affected by seemingly minor events. Granted, anal penetration is different from vaginal penetration, but my point is simply that a physical experience can be a much more effective teacher than reading a book, just as a picture is worth 1000 words.

On the flip side, when they try pegging, a lot of women discover how much work, responsibility, and (sometimes) power can go along with fucking someone. And that’s without worrying about their cock ejaculating too soon, getting soft at random moments, or being the wrong size (assuming they have choices- there are lots of dildo options out there).

So while I’m not suggesting that it’s a panacea, I do think that trying out sex from the other side can make it easier to understand and have compassion for your partner. That isn’t limited to m/f couples or, for that matter, pegging. But given how many heterosexual folks have never tried strap-on play, it does seem like there’s an unmet need there. It won’t make communication miraculously easy and it won’t fix everything about sexism or gender-based inequities. What it can do (besides being lots of fun) is help people develop empathy, compassion, and understanding for their partners. And the more of that we have in the world, the better.

– Charlie Glickman (How Pegging Can Help Save The World) Via Because I am a Woman
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